IF YOU LIKE MODERN GARAGE PUNK MUSIC YOU MUST BE MENTALLY ILL. WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING? WE HAVE ALL MOVED ON FROM 3 CHORDS YOU KNOW. DON'T COME AND WATCH COUNTRY TEASERS IF YOU ARE A FAN OF GARAGE PUNK MUSIC BECAUSE IT'S A DRAG HAVING YOU AROUND ALREADY. WE ONLY ENDED UP IN THIS SCENE BECAUSE WE WERE LED HERE UNDER FALSE PRETENCES BY PUSSY GALORE AND THE FALL WHO WE DISCOVERED SUBSEQUENTLY TO OUR GREAT DISMAY ARE GARAGE PUNK FANS. THEY WERE DRIVEN TO IT BY PROG ROCK, WE DON'T BLAME THEM EXACTLY, BUT YOU LOT, WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED THE GOOD WORK THEY WERE ALL DOING IN THE 90S WITH TECHNO? MELODICALLY I MEAN. WE'RE A GUITARS BAND BECAUSE WE LIKE ROCK AND POSYING ABOUT TO ENCOURAGE SEX-CHARGED ATMOSPHERE BUT MELODICALLY IT'S IMPORTANT TO KEEP MOVING FORWARDS AS SKINNER SAID SO WELL. AND AS FAR AS LYRICS GO, YOU'RE ALL WASTING YOUR TIME UTTERLY. COUNTRY TEASERS HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED MOST FLATTERINGLY AS TAMMY WYNNETTE MEETS THE FALL FRONTED BY W.S.BURROUGHS. IT'S TRUE THAT THE MAIN GENRE INFLUENCING THE BAND IS THE FALL, AND HE SAID HE WANTS TO TAKE OUT AN INJUNCTION AGAINST BANDS WHO RIP HIM OFF, BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO, THE FALL IS THE PREDOMINANT GENRE FOR MUSICIANS POST 1980. HOW DOES HE THINK FUCKING LOU REED FEELS?