Despot
I live in the kitchen. I have lived in this same kitchen for 25 years. I have been alive for 25 years. The kitchen that I live in is located in Queens. The apartment which contains said kitchen is also in Queens. I do not approve of the way you are dressed. I am an upstanding member of the Lo-Lifes. I sometimes win but I often lose. You can help by throwing money and affection(money). Thank you.
In this, the 25th year of my life, I have relocated to an apartment in bed stuy brooklyn. I have made it a point to live in close proximity to the kitchen, though I now have a bedroom.
