Home

Country Teasers

IF YOU LIKE MODERN GARAGE PUNK MUSIC YOU MUST BE MENTALLY ILL. WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING? WE HAVE ALL MOVED ON FROM 3 CHORDS YOU KNOW. DON'T COME AND WATCH COUNTRY TEASERS IF YOU ARE A FAN OF GARAGE PUNK MUSIC BECAUSE IT'S A DRAG HAVING YOU AROUND ALREADY. WE ONLY ENDED UP IN THIS SCENE BECAUSE WE WERE LED HERE UNDER FALSE PRETENCES BY PUSSY GALORE AND THE FALL WHO WE DISCOVERED SUBSEQUENTLY TO OUR GREAT DISMAY ARE GARAGE PUNK FANS. THEY WERE DRIVEN TO IT BY PROG ROCK, WE DON'T BLAME THEM EXACTLY, BUT YOU LOT, WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED THE GOOD WORK THEY WERE ALL DOING IN THE 90S WITH TECHNO? MELODICALLY I MEAN. WE'RE A GUITARS BAND BECAUSE WE LIKE ROCK AND POSYING ABOUT TO ENCOURAGE SEX-CHARGED ATMOSPHERE BUT MELODICALLY IT'S IMPORTANT TO KEEP MOVING FORWARDS AS SKINNER SAID SO WELL. AND AS FAR AS LYRICS GO, YOU'RE ALL WASTING YOUR TIME UTTERLY. I WANT TO WRITE A COUNTRY LOVE SONG, TELLING OF THE WRONG SUZIE DID MY HEART, THERE IS NOTHING MORE, IT'S ALL BEEN SAID BEFORE. CONCLUSION OF THE FOREGOING.